Elon Musk Planning to Launch Tesla Semi Into Orbit


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Not to be outdone by the spectacular and successful launch of Falcon Heavy, whose cargo included a cherry red Tesla Roadster, Elon Musk announced today that he plans to launch a massive Tesla electric Semi into the Andromeda Galaxy.

Inside the truck will be another, smaller truck, and inside that truck will be a toy semi truck. Inside the toy semi truck will be a little spaceman wearing sunglasses and a funny hat. Upon entering the thermosphere, the song “Ziggy Stardust” by David Bowie will start playing through Tesla’s impressive NVX custom BOOST subwoofer system. “We want aliens to know that we have good taste in music,” Musk said, “so we’ve attached solar panels on the truck so our kick-ass tunes will be blasting through the galaxy for years to come.”

When asked why he was launching the semi, Musk climbed into a sleek, one-man drone prototype and said, “Why not? It’s fun!” He then flew off to an unknown destination.

5 thoughts on “Elon Musk Planning to Launch Tesla Semi Into Orbit

  1. You can just imagine it…. First contact will be some pissed off alien with a big truck sticking out the back of his ship, landing infront of the space x hanger a couple of years after launch, shouting “who the f**k does this belong to? Not only did it almost total my ship but the f***ing thing hasn’t shut up for the last 40 f***ing light years”.”if i find the twat, im gonna hit lightspeed shoving the damn hunka junk in his black hole”… Now that would be funny.

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