Joe Stack’s Suicide Letter


Joe Stack’s Suicide Letter
by Antenna Wilde
2/18/10

CNN is reporting that Joseph Stack flew a plane into an IRS building in Austin, Texas, because he was anti-government and had an anti-IRS agenda. What they are NOT reporting is that Joseph Stack was furious over big corporations manipulating politicians to pass laws protecting big corporations, engaging in anti-democratic practices that punish smaller businessmen and professionals who pose any threat to the power structure. Then CNN shows advertisements from giant corporations like Charles Schwab, AXPGold, and Chevy, who tell you where to spend your money.

CNN continues to report the anti-IRS agenda and yet, not once have they—or will they—report the anti-corporate points made in the letter. Stack was a capitalist, trying to make it big in engineering software, but was frustrated by large corporations dictating policies that benefit the rich and keep the poor at bay, including any start-ups who pose a threat. Highlighting this point was his complaint regarding the 1986 tax reform act, section 1706.

CNN *reports* that Stack, “Apparently left a suicide note on the internet.”
WRONG, he DEFINITELY left a suicide note on the internet, and the FBI took it down. Why?
The man gave his life to make the points outlined in his letter. Does the mainstream media want to contain the letter to use for their own reporting, to control the viewpoint of the reporting; reporting what opinion is represented and what is NOT represented? Is the FBI taking the position that anyone who sympathizes with Stack is to be considered a potential terrorist? Why did they take the letter down, and yet allow CNN to continually read from it? Why is my website down 2 hours after I posted Stack’s letter?

Alex Melen, whose firm hosts Stack’s website, told The Smoking Gun that FBI agents in Austin and New Jersey, contacted him, requesting that he take the website down. Melen then deleted the site at embeddedart.com, and replaced it with the following statement, “This web site has been taken offline due to the sensitive nature of the events that transpired in Texas this morning and in compliance with a request from the FBI.”

In line with the “Terror Alerts” following 9-11 where the media played the population like a fiddle with color charts (and conveniently before the election) CNN is bombarding us with *Breaking News* about Iran’s nuclear threat:
“Iran may be currently working on secretly developing a nuclear weapon.” Again, Iran MAY be…
And then Rick Sanchez says, “The most significant aspect of this may be the last two words” (nuclear weapon).

But no, the most significant aspect is that they’ve been saying Iran “may” be doing that for years now, and yet CNN chooses to *report* it NOW. They call it “Breaking News” however, there is nothing “breaking” about it. I am quoting one of their own reporters, Matthew Chance, who said, “It (the report) doesn’t site a specific bit of evidence.” Are they reporting the threat of a nuclear missile in Iran to distract people from asking WHY Joe Stack did what he did; and to instead be so afraid of Iran that they’ll be accepting of waging a war on Iran? Is CNN subtly linking Joe Stack’s action to 9-11 in order to control anyone who thinks otherwise? Are these the same methods used to wage war on Iraq: distraction, redirection, and control through fear ?
And Sanchez said, “We choose not to be alarmist.”

Independent Study finds 100% of Women are Crazy


An independent study conducted by Antenna Wilde reveals that 100 percent of women are crazy. The
double‐blind study, conducted with 16 women over the course of 22 years, shows a clear pattern of
insanity. “This study was unique in that the one conducting the study was not even aware of it at the
time,” said Wilde, a part‐time philosopher and amateur psychologist. “Neither were the women, nobody
was.”

Wilde says he starting compiling the data he had gathered after discovering stacks of old journals and
notebooks he found in his basement. “There’s a reason they say hindsight is 20/20,” he said, “because
looking over these entries it’s obvious, but at the time I had no idea.”

Lawrence Bunt, professor of sexual relations at the Institute for Sensible Relationships, or ISR, said,
“Realizing the person you were with was crazy is nothing new. At least 42 percent of people come to
that conclusion within the first year. What’s interesting about this study is that 100 percent of the
women were crazy, which raises some questions about Mr. Wilde himself.”

Wilde addressed the notion that he has a propensity for crazy women. “Of course I have a propensity for
crazy women, but who doesn’t? If a woman takes a shot of tequila, rips off her dress and starts riding an
electric bull in some country bar, for example, that’s crazy. But what man wouldn’t want to take her
home? And I love it when a woman tells me she’s ‘really screwed up right now’, as if that will deter me
from wanting to sleep with her.”

Alicia Poutridge, Wilde’s high school sweetheart, said, “Antenna is crazy, that’s why he thinks everyone
else is.” And Amanda Dickman, former girlfriend‐turned‐lesbian, said, “I told him I liked women but he
didn’t care. You could say he was like, my boyfriend I guess, but we never had sex.”

“I entered the data into my computer,” said Wilde. “And ran it through an algorithm that sorted out key
words like, lying, cheating, betrayal; and crazy, bitch, sucks. And guess what? 100 percent of the time
they were used in reference to the female, or to describe her behavior. It’s all here in black and white…
ink doesn’t lie.”

Wilde said his next project will be developing an app to weed out crazy women from dating sites like OK
Cupid and eHarmony. A spokesmen for the dating sites, under condition of anonymity, said that would,
“effectively close down their services.” Continue reading Independent Study finds 100% of Women are Crazy

I will EXPOUND on Tinder!


Tinder

I will EXPOUND on Tinder, and accuse the Hufffington Post of plagiarism!

OK, Weird title, but fuck it (butt-fuck it?) Sorry,

 

Tinder is weird. A combination of social networking, spam and Match.com

Well who can blame us?

Well, at least half the planet i suppose. Tinder represents the kind of desperate, anti-social srcew-ball-ism that pervades American society: we want to connect, to get laid; but not leave the house. Welcome SPAM BOTS! And other, weirder individuals who actually use their Facebook page to garnish more extensive personal information before selling it to Russian and Nigerian spammers, scammers, and hackers.

Tinder may be the hot new dating app for regular folks and beauty queens, but it’s not without flaws. Cybersecurity company Symantec revealed in a blog post earlier this month that it had come across fake Tinder profiles, which spam people and direct them to an apparent porn site designed to take their money.
The fake profiles show up alongside the other photos of strangers you see once you’ve signed into Tinder through Facebook via the iPhone app. For those who haven’t used it, on Tinder you fill out a simple profile and post a few photos of yourself. You are then presented with strangers’ profiles one by one and you can swipe the person’s profile left to essentially “pass” on them and right to “like” them. If both people “like” one another they are connected through an in-app chat feature.
According to the blog post, the fake accounts only chat with you if you chat them first. Once they start chatting, many of them have similar scripts.

The bots use stunted language, and Symantec even found a few glitches in their chats.

Tinder doesn’t currently have any way to report spam in the app, and Symantec suggests that you just “block” any users who you suspect are fake. “We are aware of the spammers and have already taken precautions to prevent them from bothering our users,” a Tinder spokesperson said in a statement to The Huffington Post. “It’s safe to say that it will no longer be an issue.”
The fake profiles are not just there to annoy you, they’re there to take your money. Once they entice you with stilted flirty language, they invite you to videochat with them. The “girl” that Symantec chatted with sent a shortened link to a webcam site.

If you’re silly enough to accept that invitation, you’re brought to a page that asks for your credit card information. The fake “girls” on Tinder will explain to you that the site needs your credit card information to verify your age.
Once you give your credit card information, you will be automatically signed up for the sketchy webcam site’s premium membership. If you don’t read the fine print you won’t realize that you’ll automatically get charged almost $80 if you don’t cancel your account quickly enough.

Satnam Narang, Manager of Symantec Security Response, who wrote the blog post, gave the Huffington Post some tips for identifying a fake profile on Tinder. “Check to see if you have any interests in common. Of all the fake profiles I encountered, none of them shared a single interest with me,” Narang says. “This is likely because they created fake accounts on Facebook and did not populate them with any interests.” He also suggests that you read the short bio they provide. Many of them look suspicious. A few fake bios that Symantec encountered included lines like “will u do it right” and “just need a booty call.” Also, remember that spam accounts never send the first message.
Fake online dating profiles are nothing new. On one popular dating site, OKCupid, users can be chosen to become moderators. Any OKCupid member can “flag” any content on the site, which often includes fake-looking profiles and messages. That content is then sent to the moderators who each say whether the item or profile should be “deleted,” “left alone” or “can’t tell.”
People are likely less skeptical of profiles they see on Tinder, since most of the information on someone’s profile (name, photos, etc.) come directly from Facebook. In order to make a fake Tinder profile, one first has to make a fake Facebook profile with a fake name and fake photos. It takes a lot of work. To make, say, a fake OKCupid profile is simple. You choose a username, use a fake photo you found on the Internet, make up fake information about yourself, and you’re ready for a troll down waste-your-time avenue. After all, how do you expect to meet someone real if your own profile is fake?

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PJ Britton Chronicles


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     It was late July, mid-nineties, and a classic PJ summer: party all Friday night, crash on the disgusting red couch, wake up Saturday and eat breakfast before heading to the beach. On this particular Saturday morning, on the way to breakfast, PJ saw a man dropping a turn-table onto a pile of junk next to some trash bins and pulled his silver Volvo onto the curb. We got out to get a closer look. PJ asked the man, “Are you throwing that away?”
    “Well, yeah,” said the man. “I’ve been meaning to fix it but I just don’t have the time.”
    “Oh?” PJ said, “What’s the matter with it?”
    “Its missing a needle, but other than that it’s in great shape. I hate to get rid of it. Do you want it?”
    “Well my brother is a DJ,” PJ said. “”I was thinking maybe he could use it.”
    “Oh yeah, well it’s a great unit. I really hate to get rid of it, I mean, if you could give me something for it I would let you have it.”
    There was a pause, then PJ said, “Well, if you’re throwing it away I’ll take it, but, you know, I was just maybe going to take it if you were throwing it away. Maybe my brother can do something with it, I don’t know.”
    “I really hate to get rid of it,” the man said. He looked lost, and then, somehow defeated. “I guess you can have it. It’s been sitting in my garage for years now… well, just take it.”
    “Thanks,” PJ said, grabbing the unit and putting it in the back seat. We drove off, and drove, and were driving over the green bridge when PJ said, “I’ve never been given such a hard time about taking something outta the trash before.”
    I laughed, “He had a real hard time getting rid of that turn-table.”
    “Well come on, ” P said. “”You’re throwing it out and then you want to haggle with me while it’s in the trash?”
    “But it’s a really great unit,” I said.
    “And I hate to get rid of it,” P said.
    “That’s why I’m throwing it away.”
    “But maybe you could give me something for it.”
    “Yeah,” PJ said, his head turned and his blue eyes beamed, “it’s a really good turn-table.”

    By the time we reached the Diner we were in tears. It wasn’t the funniest thing, but the timing was perfect; hung-over, pre-breakfast, and suddenly exposed to some guy’s lengthy personal relationship with a stereo component. We saw the years of frustration in his eyes; the lack of time; the cost/return analysis… and the inevitable conclusion that it was not worth it anymore ——so toss it. But then, the last-minute hope that some value might be re-claimed from this man who wanted to pull it out of the trash… a man who saw it’s potential, who might want to make the effort that he himself had failed to make for years——and even pay him for it… but then the inevitable let down of realizing that, no, even in the trash it was only worth its weight in freedom.

    Classic hilarity, but when we walked into the diner, reality set in. Sober reality. We were in ludicrous mode; sacked-out silly-stupid mode, but the patrons were stone-cold sober; eating eggs, drinking coffee, wondering just what crazy fucks walked into their world. We sobered up immediately.

    PJ ordered his usual; eggs over easy, bacon, toast, coffee and milk. I ordered the same but with orange juice instead. When the meal came he said, “Bretsky, try this milk.”
    “I don’t like milk.”
    “Just a try it,” he held out the chalice.
    “I don’t like milk. I never drink milk.”
    And so PJ took it as a challenge, naturally, and insisted that I have a sip of his milk. “Fine,” I said, taking a sip, and it was delicious. I guess it was the depraved, alcohol-laden stomach lining that appreciated the nectar; the smooth, sweet richness coating my insides. So I ordered one myself. P was right. Mother fucker, he was usually right.

How To Remove Your Deleted Videos from a YouTube Playlist


Go to VIDEO MANAGER

On the left hand side, click PLAYLISTS

You should see a strip of your top videos. To the right of that, click EDIT

Scroll down your videos and select the ones that are listed as “deleted”

Go to the top of the list and select “actions” and then “remove videos from playlist”

 

The videos may not be removed immediately, but they will be soon enough.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Love Child, Baby Photo Revealed!

Baby Conan at 2 years old

Baby Conan at 2 Years Old

Arnold Makes Love Child, The Sperminator Strikes Again

by Antenna Wilde

Shocking, exclusive photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child revealed! How this escaped the public eye is uncertain, for the resemblance is striking. Mildred Patricia Baena, mother of the child, has refused to reveal the boy’s name. However, a source has told Antenna Wilde that his name is, in fact, Conan “The Diaper” Baena. When asked to confirm the name, mother Mildred replied, “Absolutely not!” A denial so strong and swift that it seems, well, a little too strong and swift.

Long known for his aggressive sexual deviance, Schwarzenegger nonetheless managed to dupe his wife Maria and family for years, however, people close to the former Governator say that Shriver was privy to the misconduct, but turned a blind eye for political reasons. When asked what he thought of the new nickname, The Sperminator, Schwarzenegger replied, “I like The Sperminator, I think it’s catchy. No one can really get away with that name but me, you know, and I should mention that I’m coming out with another Terminator movie.”

What future relationship Arnold will have with Conan “The Diaper” Baena remains to be seen, but producer Ivan Reitman has suggested making a sequel to Junior, wherein Schwarzenegger will first impregnate himself, then give birth to Conan “The Diaper” as a thirteen year old clone. Critics argue the premise of a man giving birth assumes that the man not only has a uterus, but a vagina as well. Reitman countered the critics in a public statement released today, saying, “First of all, you can’t prove that he doesn’t have a vagina, that’s never been proven. Secondly, in the movie he would be a hermaphrodite, with a very long penis. Theoretically he could u-turn the penis and thereby manage to impregnate himself. As for giving birth to a thirteen year old boy, well, you know Arnold’s a big guy, so… it’s possible.”

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Osama Bin Laden Alive!


Despite widespread reports of the death of Osama Bin Laden, eye witnesses report that the Al Qaeda leader is, in fact, working as head fry chef at McDonald’s Baghdad. According to sources close to the Jihad leader, despite his radical extremism, he has always retained a long-lived passion for fast food. Although far from Kosher—and certainly not Halal—this may just reflects the enigmatic nature of Bin Laden.

Previously President Obama refused to comment on whether Bin Laden did or did not have a relationship with Burger King between 1992 and 1995, but later conceded that special forces and CIA officials observed him eating a Whopper in Paris, France via satellite in 1991. Sources confirm that regardless of whether the beef was Halal, is was indeed confirmed to be genetically modified. Whether or not this fact will affect the martyr’s afterlife is open for debate.

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