Independent Study finds 100% of Women are Crazy

January 24, 2015


An independent study conducted by Antenna Wilde reveals that 100 percent of women are crazy. The double‐blind study, conducted with 16 women over the course of 22 years, shows a clear pattern of insanity. “This study was unique in that the one conducting the study was not even aware of it at the time,” said Wilde, a part‐time philosopher and amateur psychologist. “Neither were the women, nobody was.” Wilde says he starting compiling the data he had gathered after discovering stacks of old journals and notebooks he found in his basement. “There’s a reason they say hindsight is 20/20,” he said, “because looking over these entries it’s obvious, but at the time I had no idea.” Lawrence Bunt, professor of sexual relations at the Institute for Sensible Relationships, or ISR, said, “Realizing the person you were with was crazy is nothing new. At least 42 percent of people come to that conclusion within the first year. What’s interesting about this study is that 100 percent of the women were crazy, which raises some questions about Mr. Wilde himself.” Wilde addressed the notion that he has a propensity for crazy women. “Of course I have a propensity for crazy women, but who doesn’t? If a woman takes a shot of tequila, rips off her dress and starts riding an electric bull in some country bar, for example, that’s crazy. But what man wouldn’t want to take her home? And I love it when a woman tells me she’s ‘really screwed up right now’, as if that will deter me from wanting to sleep with her.” Alicia Poutridge, Wilde’s high school sweetheart, said, “Antenna is crazy, that’s why he thinks everyone else is.” And Amanda Dickman, former girlfriend‐turned‐lesbian, said, “I told him I liked women but he didn’t care. You could say he was like, my boyfriend I guess, but we never had sex.” “I entered the data into my computer,” said Wilde. “And ran it through an algorithm that sorted out key words like, lying, cheating, betrayal; and crazy, bitch, sucks. And guess what? 100 percent of the time they were used in reference to the female, or to describe her behavior. It’s all here in black and white… ink doesn’t lie.” Wilde said his next project will be developing an app to weed out crazy women from dating sites like OK Cupid and eHarmony. A spokesmen for the dating sites, under condition of anonymity, said that would, “effectively close down their services.”

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I will EXPOUND on Tinder!

February 26, 2014


I will EXPOUND on Tinder, and accuse the Hufffington Post of plagiarism! OK, Weird title, but fuck it (butt-fuck it?) Sorry,   Tinder is weird. A combination of social networking, spam and Well who can blame us? Well, at least half the planet i suppose. Tinder represents the kind of desperate, anti-social srcew-ball-ism that […]

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PJ Britton Chronicles

February 22, 2014


       It was late July, mid-nineties, and a classic PJ summer: party all Friday night, crash on the disgusting red couch, wake up Saturday and eat breakfast before heading to the beach. On this particular Saturday morning, on the way to breakfast, PJ saw a man dropping a turn-table onto a pile of junk […]

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How To Remove Your Deleted Videos from a YouTube Playlist

December 21, 2012


Go to VIDEO MANAGER On the left hand side, click PLAYLISTS You should see a strip of your top videos. To the right of that, click EDIT Scroll down your videos and select the ones that are listed as “deleted” Go to the top of the list and select “actions” and then “remove videos from […]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Love Child, Baby Photo Revealed!

May 18, 2011


Baby Conan at 2 years old

Arnold Makes Love Child, The Sperminator Strikes Again by Antenna Wilde Shocking, exclusive photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child revealed! How this escaped the public eye is uncertain, for the resemblance is striking. Mildred Patricia Baena, mother of the child, has refused to reveal the boy’s name. However, a source has told Antenna Wilde that […]

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Osama Bin Laden Alive!

May 2, 2011


Despite widespread reports of the death of Osama Bin Laden, eye witnesses report that the Al Qaeda leader is, in fact, working as head fry chef at McDonald’s Baghdad. According to sources close to the Jihad leader, despite his radical extremism, he has always retained a long-lived passion for fast food. Although far from Kosher—and […]

Politics of Fear: Why the Threat of a Government Shutdown is Bogus.

April 7, 2011


This is why the "negotiations" are always behind closed doors.


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