Arnold Makes Love Child, The Sperminator Strikes Again by Antenna Wilde Shocking, exclusive photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child revealed! How this escaped the public eye is uncertain, for the resemblance is striking. Mildred Patricia Baena, mother of the child, has refused to reveal the boy’s name. However, a source has told Antenna Wilde that… [Read more…]
May 2, 2011
Despite widespread reports of the death of Osama Bin Laden, eye witnesses report that the Al Qaeda leader is, in fact, working as head fry chef at McDonald’s Baghdad. According to sources close to the Jihad leader, despite his radical extremism, he has always retained a long-lived passion for fast food. Although far from Kosher—and… [Read more…]
April 7, 2011
This is why the "negotiations" are always behind closed doors.
November 4, 2010
he dodged questions from the press by saying "the American people" so many times it was hard to tell if he said anything at all.
September 6, 2010
At first I anticipated a new take on the film, a new interpretation, but unfortunately special effects can’t hide script errors. Sam Worthington was good in Avatar, but he’s playing the same guy in Clash of the Titans. It might not be bad acting, but it is bad directing and bad scriptwriting. Unconvincing, implausible and… [Read more…]
December 19, 2009
It's not smoking haywire or shooting electric tree branches up the wall.
December 12, 2009
He should have stayed on the golf course.
December 3, 2009
It's like biting a flour-cloud
November 21, 2009
You shoulda seen them smack dab BAM fuckin SLAM on the hood
November 21, 2009
big pyramids of poo-pebbles cascading onto the floor of the fenced enclosure
May 18, 2011
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